Dear Ms. Zuñiga:

Look, I know you are kind of famous and stuff, and your adoring fans are all just wanting to get close to you after your performance. But, see, our show is running in the theater across the hallway, and we get out and then have to get notes and then you are in the lobby being all fabulous when SOME of us who shall remain nameless are tryin' to haul our happy black chubby asses to the BART so's that we can get to Vallejo, get some goddamned Church's Fried Chicken and get fucked....

Thanks!

See you tomorrow!

Peace.

Sincerely,

The Black girl with the blonde afro bumping in to you on the way out.